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"Fast Track" by Schlock Diesel / Scott M. Thompson Sept 2020
Fast track - throw out your back?
see the train coming start runnin', jack
both ways, long time home from the city
it's like we rode all day
but the Deez work you know it never ends
you gotta make ends, not friendsss
Time's not waiting for you anyway
and It laughs at new trends
CHORUS:
talkin' 'bout a fast track to my butt crack
gonna heave it like a scooby snack (a 4-pack)
sticky-drippin' like a honey rack
you got your lipstick, babe, on mah' funny sack
that takes me way-way back/
you got me lookin' like a Sasquatch on the Baywatch
got a double dip of butterscotch (like corn pop)
got the drippin' on mah funny crotch
director whip-crack pains like "this one's a botch"
I think I gotta take the loss
Been a long time since I found myself sweatin' workin' hard on the fast track
I guess I've had a long time to pack,
Got two fat kids in the back
But it'll never get easier just keep chuggin' forward like a train on the slab-track
And if you can't hang on then catch a patch, straight to Sass-kaatchu-waatch
Short days, long nights, cussin' over bong fights
Just in time since I fussed over switching song types
Fast track, double stack, triple pack, sticky tack, flip-flap-ship-tap
Took three whole days just to make sure the chorus didn't change up from "butt crack"
I meditated and I asked some friends, they only said play it again
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Bonin' Up, by Schlock Diesel / Scott M. Thompson Sept 2020
well there's nothin' new under that sun but ya can't always kick back and have a lil' fun
sometimes the pieces fall in place, find yourself sheltered in, nobody in your face
going on a 90-day drought from the world, I'll wait until they got it figured out
studyin' to fill that cup not disappearin' but you best bet i'm bonin' up
CHORUS:
if ya think u can test my love well guess what?
"I'm bonin' up, I'm bonin' up"
hit the books get the best education that's tough
"I'm bonin' up, I'm bonin' up"
hey professor you can kiss my ass n' my butt
"I'm bonin' up, I'm bonin' up"
hustle back n' apologize, sorry messed up
"I'm bonin' up, I'm bonin' up"
anybody got a light?
like Wooderson says
"all right, all right"
the devil's in sight
droppin' moms on your bombs
everybody stay calm
it's gonna be a fight
and we're bound to stay up all night
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"One Eighth", by Schlock Diesel / Scott M. Thompson July 2020
Guess I shoulda' went with porcelain
But as a kid I used to buy up rookies knowing I could win
Topps, Fleers, Donruss, Upper Decks
I clutched a box of old favorites that I hoped would earn the best
Finally took my collection to a show
Had to be three decades later (problee even more)
Appraiser spent a buckle lookin' through my stuff
Then he told me with a chuckle when I asked him what it's worth
"One eighth, one eighth, one eighth of a wet shit" (it's worth about)
"One eighth --" right out the gate, he said
"One eighth of a wet shit" (let's go)
Gotta give the fella credit for the phrase
Reminded me of something I'd have coined up in my younger days
Took my box and quickly said "so long"
Ate my crow and figured turn my tragedy into song
Drove to the desert, laid out in the sun (let's blow)
When a groove comes record it, number one
Hit the pool up and ran into some folks (holy smokes)
But I had to make sure to return with something more than jokes
Days later and I'm in the studio
With a sunburn and shiner but it barely even shows
That old box of cards still haunts me some nights
Thirty years of hard wishing gets you something worth in kind
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Schlock Diesel - Gassin'
01:48
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"Gassin'", by Schlock Diesel / Scott M. Thompson Sept 2020
Bugs.
I don't think I like 'em.
Tried to give 'em all a shot
And now I wanna swipe 'em off the Earth
Especially my house
You don't come close to paying rent
And like Jerry Krause -- they're generally hard to manage
Cockroaches lurk in the night tryna make a sandwich
That's not how it works
Bought some RAID just to take care of the lil' jerks
Can't run fast, when I'm gassin'
Don't care how many legs you got
Can not last, when I'm gassin'
About to spray this Raid up yer butt
Your "Bug's Life" is gone be crashin' once this poison
Makes its way in your ass, cuz I'm gassin'
Best get the [explicit] out of my way
Sorry for the curse.
Summertime came and my situation got worse.
Everywhere I look,
Up, Down, Left, Right, BA+Start, I'm shook
I think they're in my clothes
Accidentally kicked my cat when she sniffed me w/her nose
Might be time to call Orkin
(Shake it up) [derogatory adjective] RaId's not workin'
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"Long Train Coming", by Schlock Diesel / Scott M. Thompson Sept 2020
I told ya I was bonin' up,
well I learned a few pointers
and it's time to share a sip from the cup
You flipped it all to right from wrong
and I'm so proud of you
gonna put my joy into a song
Cuz you know my world is yours
it's a time share
and I'd never have it another way
So proud
You kept a long train comin', babe
So loud
You kept a long train comin', babe
There's no doubt
You kept a long train comin', babe
[keytar solo π]
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"Shirts vs. Skins", by Schlock Diesel / Scott M. Thompson Sept 2020
we're playing shirts versus skins
and this my favorite tuxedo
not taking it off because I'm dressed to win
so if you're down for some fun
then lose that cummerbund and join us
and ladies it's cool if you're wearing a dress
we ain't making a mess
do me a favor, and watch the post
the spot in driveway hoops that means the most
do me a favor, and guard the post
that's where our points come from
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"Night Wave", by Schlock Diesel / Scott M. Thompson Sept 2020
Keep riding that night wave, baby
The waaaaaaaaaave
Keep riding that night wave, baby
The waaaaaaaaaave
Excuse me, got a lozenge in your purse?
My mouth's all dry -- back up and reverse
Three days ago I had nothing but sun
Whole body's parched now, sandpaper for a tongue
I got Sunny D and some purple stuff
On my mind but no drinks and it's turning rough
I'm handcuffed -- did I mention that?
I'm kinda on the run but the night wave's steering me
Jam it on the 1
For some reason, this song's about a night wave
Check's in the mail baby, you already paid
Grab a blanket, your best cassette boom box
I'll take a Reunite on the rocks
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Schlock Diesel - Advice
02:04
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"Advice", by Schlock Diesel / Scott M. Thompson
Fast T to my butt C?
You must be thinking track 1
This is midrange, past three at least
Your butler 'bout to call a priest
Saw your bankroll statement, packed up
And said "Peace"
Now your drama's wrapped up like bubble
And your mama's trapped with your lease, real trouble
That's why you gotta think before you sign dotted lines
Hard times got you looking like grocery store limes
Gone after three days, NO ZEST
Your life's messed up. You're smelling like ass. And butts.
Maybe do yourself a favor
Simply go back in time and invest in Life Savers.
Back when Willy Taft was the prez.
Find a man named Clarence Craine in Ohio and do what the man says
Be his apprentice for at least five years before you even mention
Anything about maybe being interested in buying his formula
For three thousand dollars (straight cash)
But you better watch out for a man named Edward Noble
He has plans to buy the formula, best give him trouble
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Schlock Diesel (Scott Thompson, Los Angeles) (3rdfloortapes.com) Los Angeles, California
Tape 1:Citizen 2-13 Residual Dreams And Sequenced Machines
Tape 2:Cock Diesel: Oatmeal/ Beat
Droppins (2007/2008;2020) An intended bootleg-style run of 40 tapes ended at 24 when the dubbing rig broke.
Tape 3:Schlock Diesel: A Series Of Tubes (The Diesel Returns after a long hiatus with 10 fresh tracks + new name for Cassette Week 2020 collab tape with 3rdfloortapes.com + In The Lake Records)
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